The bathing burglar — a man who allegedly broke into a house and took a shower, then broke into a law firm and politely turned off the computers — has been captured. We're absolutely despondent.

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This man's exploits — and hopes of exploits to come — was the only thing keeping us amused here. Now that he's captured, we just might have to switch careers. But we can't trust the job boards with our personal information, and worse yet, there are no jobs.

Thanks a lot, Manassas Police Department.

[via InsideNova]