Record your heavy lifting (Photo: Jay Westcott)

The traditionally gendered rituals of Thanksgiving are upon us! So as you engage in the holiday planning, cooking, cleaning, grocery-running, babysitting, table-setting, drink-concocting, designated driving, entertainment procuring, Turkey-hunting and toast-giving, remember to obsessively catalog each gender's contributions to the feast here at TBD. With your help, we can definitively confirm—or debunk—Thanksgiving's watching football/cooking pies gender divide once and for all. Handy form (on which I expended thirty minutes of light clerical work) after the jump!