The blog feature about nothing

- Wale: Affecting social change via tweets about Apple Jacks? (publicity photo)
In which we mine the most mundane Wale tweets for hidden meaning, social commentary, and thoughtful introspection.
Previously, we examined Wale tweets about hunger, luggage and the Mystics, looking for the sort of clever metaphor and insight evident in the rapper's lyrics. This week, we take a look at Wale on 50 Cent, Apple Jacks, and dating.
50 cent is one of the funniest people on twitter
Possible meaning: Oh, so 50 is funny, huh? Funny like a clown? This sounds like it could be a backhanded compliment. RAP BEEF!
Probable meaning: Wale is genuinely tickled by 50’s timeline, which is filled with talk of porn stars, getting the hook up at McDonald’s, and Wale shouts.
Apple Jacks is such an underrated cereal #thatisall
Possible meaning: Disregard the "that is all" hashtag. Wale, concerned with the physical and financial toll that restaurant breakfasts are taking on his fans, urges them to simply buy a box of Kellogg's cereal and enjoy an economical, nutritious breakfast at home.
Probable meaning: The great taste of apples and cinnamon is always a winna, mon
#thetweetaboutnothing master of my domain
Possible meaning: Think is not a Seinfeld reference so much as it's something to do with what a great MC Wale is! His domain is hip-hop and if he is the master of that domain, well, that means that he's the BEST MC OF ALL TIME!
Probable meaning: Something about not masturbating. See Seinfeld episode "The Contest."
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