Tabi Bonney: Authority on all things Fresh. (publicity photo)

Examining Wale's tweets about nothing was fun and all, but More About Nothing, the mixtape the feature was built around, is now three months old. It's time to freshen things up, so we turn to Tabi Bonney, whose brand new album, Fresh, is due Nov. 23. Even before recording his latest project, the Langdon Park (by way of Togo) MC was an authority on all things fresh. TBD examines a selection of Bonney's recent tweets that discuss freshness, or the lack thereof.

I used to have a girlfriend w the name "Annette" ...sounds so grandmotherish to me now. pahaha That was like in 9th grade tho. We still cool

Not Fresh: Annette, the name.

Fresh: Annette, the woman.

Only certain ppl can pull of jean jackets. You could either look super fresh OR like you belong in a special ed class. I've never had 1 tho

Not Fresh: Jean jackets.

Fresh: People cool enough to make jean jackets look good.

These baby dolls are bigger than babies & elfs in real life young.This is scary + they are sellin them in Rite Aid http://twitpic.com/2z2wg0

Not Fresh: Gigantic baby dolls; the Rite-Aids that carry them.

Fresh: Presumably, regular-size baby dolls.

(NOTE: Please check out the Twitpic. Those dolls truly are horrifying)

i sure did w/no discount LOL RT @Lizee368: Just got off. @tabiBonney came thru today and cop'd these fly yellow Nikes. #UrbanOutfitters

i meeeeeean they were on sale though @Lizee368 : )

Not Fresh: Using your celebrity to try to get special discounts when buying sneakers.

Fresh: Buying sneakers that are already on sale.