The story of Kanye West's Today appearance gets more insane. It's enough to make a "media trainer" quit! Other celebrities prove he's still America's most likely recipient of an open letter. In other news, I'm quitting my job and becoming a media trainer.

Russell Crowe complains a lot, gives Clint Black a story to tell for the rest of his life.

Post and I are late to the sad story of Leona Gage. 

Post art critic Blake Gopnik wishes Facebook were more like MySpace. Maura Judkis shouts "FRIO!"

Fortunately for Arts & Style's front page, DeNeen L. Brown rides to the rescue with a decent profile of Quincy Jones just below Gopnik's story. Also (intentionally) funny: Monica Hesse on modern "555"s.

Megamind: Unstoppable!

Hit Leo with a wine glass, go to jail.

Spring Hell Jack signs to Roc-a-Fella, or something like that.

Pee-wee's triumphant return to theaters.

Sklnny opera singer.

Somehow I missed the story that Shyne is now an Orthodox Jew. If you did as well, here is a link to the story.

L.A. news: 1) The people celebrities hire to help them appear to care; 2) Randy Newman's new musical; 3) Rappers now sing, which, then are they still rappers? Discuss; 4) Disney employees forbidden to text while driving, lessening the chance we'll lose a Jonas to Twitter.