Morning!

New York Magazine has created a slideshow of the 50 worst movie merchandising deals. They range from the retro-ironic (Jaws sleepwear) to the disturbingly sexual (Jar Jar Binks lollipop) to the AWESOME (a Battlefield Earth figurine that says, "exterminate all man-animals at will!")

Also on New York Magazine: Lanvin's H&M collection for men and women. Things from it that I want: This yellow dress in slide 7. For the men's fashion, I turned to my boyfriend, a man of style who provided the following critiques (unfortunately, it won't let me link to each slide individually):

Look #17: "One of the few outfits that works with his mustache."

Look #18: "In not one single photo is he wearing socks. You can't be fucking wearing that shit sockless."

Look #20: "It's a nice vest and bowtie. This is the one that really works, except the shoes ... it's the Marcel Proust look."

Look #21: "Those pants are so baggy. It looks like he just got out of jail."

Look #22: "With the oversized sunglasses, he looks like someone's Jewish grandmother looking at her feet."

Andrew Wodzianski messes with an art scammer in this very funny email exhange on Lenny Campello's blog.

Cher, in Vanity Fair: “I think Meryl [Streep] is doing it great. The stupid bitch is doing it better than all of us!"

Whatever you were for Halloween, it was probably not as clever as this Banksy costume.