Horses. Photo: Horia Varlan/flickr.

Here at The Fancy Feast, we strive to chronicle the fanciest people, events, and tweets of the region. Imagine our joy when we learned that Washington Life devotes a section on its website exclusively to the fanciest animal of fancy people: the horse. And imagine the crushing loss when we clicked on "Horse Country" and found its content is updated just once a month, maybe twice.

Hardly the level of coverage we'd expect from Washington Life. So no horses for you, fancy readers. Sorry.

FANCY BLOG ROUNDUP

Crucial signs that you might be dating the wrong person: he cheats on you, is manipulative, cruel, abusive or makes you unhappy. Also: you are cheating on him. (Pamela's Punch)

Belle cuts Cashmere and Cupcakes from her blog reading list, citing Emily's propensity for rearranging her own furniture and writing about it. (Capitol Hill Style)

If you tell your best friend that you love him, the chance of awkwardness is "93" percent. It's science. (Fifty First (J)Dates)

FANCY NOTES

Local sister trio debuts series of nail polishes with cute D.C.-inspired names like Big Brown Chair and Go-Go. Sadly, no Marion Berries. (Washingtonian)

Showtime's Homeland name drops Truxton Circle too readily for the Reliable Source ladies. (Reliable Source)

Local college girl style! Delightful, if you can get past the fact that one of these young people is wearing Chanel, Vera Wang, and Hermes in one fell swoop. OH GWU! (Refinery 29)

Fancy crepes land in Hill East. (TBD)

Breaking on Twitter--Glitterazzi asks the important questions. (Twitter)