Are you going out on St. Patrick’s Day? Please don't drive. Just ... don't.

If you must, though, you should know that a DUI checkpoint will be in place in College Park on Thursday, according to a news release. You've been warned.

Here's some other ways to get home, in case you find yourself in need of a safe ride:

• Sober Ride: 1-800-200-TAXI (8294)

• Nite Ride: 301-405-NITE (6483)

• University of Maryland police escort (walking version): 301-405-3555