What's in store for P Street Whole Foods shoppers
I've got a story this afternoon that looks at some of the reasons behind all the changes currently underway at the P Street Whole Foods. Regular shoppers at the store are already well aware that it's a bit of a maze of construction tarps and shifting display cases. Among the biggest of those changes still to be completed is the configuration of on-site seating:
The oft-fetishized produce section itself won't change much, but the experience of shopping in it will. Construction of a new mezzanine level indoor seating area will allow those who'd like to sit down for a quick meal to peer down from above. Got any peculiar melon-thumping or tomato-squeezing habits? The eyes of the lunch crowd will now be upon you.
D.C. has no shortage of fantastic spots for people watching, but once it's completed, this one strikes me as having truly amazing potential. It's just a completely different story than someplace like say, Tryst, which while a legendary spot to ogle others, at least keeps everyone on the same eye level. Here, anyone eating on the mezzanine will have the opportunity to watch their fellow customers as they browse through a pile of potatoes more or less without them knowing it. It's the retail equivalent of the upper deck of the 9:30 Club, only without the awesome music and the $6 Yuenglings.
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monkey rotica
The problem with creating a people-watching zone in Whole Foods is that most of the customers are pretty ugly. On the positive side, this might discourage the recent rash of viszla thefts. As for melon thumping, tomato squeezing produce fetishism, I was informed this blog was family friendly. Consider yourself warned. Any more attempts at eroticising produce will be met with a stern but incoherent letter to the Editor-in-Chief.
monkey rotica
The problem with creating a people-watching zone in Whole Foods is that most of the customers are pretty ugly. On the positive side, this might discourage the recent rash of viszla thefts. As for melon thumping, tomato squeezing produce fetishism, I was informed this blog was family friendly. Consider yourself warned. Any more attempts at eroticising produce will be met with a stern but incoherent letter to the Editor-in-Chief.
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