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From the original post: 2008-02-06 12:25:35.0 Most of you know my story. My now ex-wife pulled out of our 24 year marriage last year. I have been... | ADVERTISEMENT |
Posted: Feb 19, 08 2:42pm
Most of you know my story. My now ex-wife pulled out of our 24 year marriage last year. I have been adjusting to singl...
Yes Mam
Just don't push me toooooo far. I'm Polish you know. Ever heard of the Polish Mafia?? Make my day.
Posted: Feb 19, 08 4:44pm
Yes Mam
Just don't push me toooooo far. I'm Polish you know. Ever heard of the Polish Mafia?? Make my day....
Dorothy,
Can we talk? I'm a mess. I'm burning the keyboard at both ends and hitting "enter" every time I turn around. I've got Pru on a wild goose chase for some dentally challenged goddess that I'm beginning to believe doesn't exist and that leaves me with all the other stalking jobs not to mention the cookbook I'm writing called "Microwave Popcorn in Under 10 Minutes" and the companion book "How to Choose the Perfect Bowl for your Microwave Popcorn". I've got Uncle Spencer trying to take over every project like he's somebody and he keeps dragging some woman around who keeps screaming, "You said I only had to pretend to like you on Valentines Day. You're going to have to tell them the truth sooner or later. You can't date your cousin. I'm going to need more money from your parents if I keep having to come over and sit on your porch."
You've gotta cut me some slack here babe. Do this for me and I'll get you a deal on some miracle grow that'll knock your socks off.
Posted: Feb 19, 08 5:28pm
Yes Mam
Just don't push me toooooo far. I'm Polish you know. Ever heard of the Polish Mafia?? Make my day....
Olivia
OMG this must br serious you used my whole name. If miracle grow is involved I will help. Sprinke a little of that over popcorn and you have Brad Pit right where you want him. The editors gave you an extention on your book deal so you have another month. Now slowly take your hands away from the keyboard and sit on them. I called Pru and told her we caught the goose. Tiger will be here soon to take some of the projects away from Uncle Spencer. I will take on some of your stalking jobs so that should ease your mind. As far as this screaming woman you keep seeing I think that is from over sprinkleing the miracle grow.
Now O you just lay down for a couple of hours and you should be fine and I will call off the Polish Mafia.
All is well in Olivia Land.
Dorothy
Posted: Feb 19, 08 6:10pm
First of all WalMart did not inspire me. Did get some nice looking pears don't say I don't know how to have a good time....
The ship was further from you than I thought, m'lady. I had to take a short nap. I'll catch up with you soon.
Until then, travel at night, avoid open paths and don't let your earring jingle.
To sleep, perchance to dream.
Posted: Feb 20, 08 1:13am
Yes Mam
Just don't push me toooooo far. I'm Polish you know. Ever heard of the Polish Mafia?? Make my day....
What the heck?
Posted: Apr 3, 08 12:22pm
Thanks for all the positive comments. I am trying to take it slow, but it is not that easy sometimes. I guess I feel l...
he's already promised if he dates long distance it's gonna be me.
!!! :-)
Posted: Apr 3, 08 12:23pm
Dear Spencer: Good for you! Enjoy yourself, have some fun, don't get too serious too soon.
Then call me ;>
Yes, you ...
LMBO
Love that. How funny. Jaki, you made my afternoon!