Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself.
Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'
Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'
Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'
Maxine: 'No, they spread .'
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Posted: May 6, 08 8:45am
Now, that's funny!
Posted: May 6, 08 8:48am
That's a cleaner version of a long story, the punch line of which is, "No thanks, I'll have a Coors - Budweiser makes my (vagina) sore."
Posted: May 6, 08 8:51am
alrighty then.
Posted: May 6, 08 8:56am
I repeat: "Can I buy ya a drink?"
Posted: May 6, 08 9:58am
Thank you Spuff
Posted: May 6, 08 3:12pm
ha ha ha that was so cute :0) I really needed that today I must tell tell that one thanks.
Posted: May 6, 08 3:14pm
hahaha, THAT is a good one!
Posted: May 6, 08 3:21pm
Which reminds me ... did you hear the one about the lovely beer girl?
She went out with a Pabst Blue Ribbon in her hair but after a night of drinking and carousing, she came home with Shlitz in her pants, sadder Budweiser!
Posted: May 6, 08 4:01pm
oh my.
Posted: May 6, 08 4:01pm
Completely hilarious!!
Posted: May 6, 08 5:04pm
You are the funniest pirate gal ever!
Posted: May 6, 08 5:17pm
* includes photos
Alcohol also makes your feet shrink.
Posted: May 6, 08 5:26pm
yikes! I think I'll skip dessert now.
Posted: May 6, 08 5:33pm
Fromz oh poor Fromz,
You may be in need of help.
Posted: May 6, 08 5:54pm
Well, mine's not too bad but yours is really ugly.
Posted: May 9, 08 1:43pm
I think two of them are only wearing tops.
Posted: May 9, 08 1:44pm
yuck!
Posted: May 9, 08 1:47pm
... and some savvy tipster told the one in the green that the skirt-style bottom would have a slimming effect ...
Posted: May 9, 08 1:49pm
I just puked a little.
Posted: May 9, 08 1:49pm
the woman to her right is either holding up her skirt or her, um, whatever that is hanging off of her body.
Posted: May 9, 08 1:54pm
Dallas
It helps don't ya think?
Posted: May 9, 08 1:59pm
Are you referring to her Dunlop?
As in her belly dunlop over her thighs.
(I think I've been inhabited by the ghost of Justin Wilson.) <==El Clicko)
Posted: May 6, 08 5:46pm
And the queen of comedy reigns supreme! Thanks for another good laugh!
Posted: May 6, 08 6:00pm
Spuff I love it
Posted: May 6, 08 6:08pm
I just told my husband this joke while he was driving on his business trip. I think he almost crashed from laughing so hard. That'd be tough to explain to the cop, huh?