Posted: Jun 3, 08 5:10am
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You Must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And Furthermore...
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1.
She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2.
She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3.
She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a"LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4.
She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION."
5.
She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
6.
She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." ;
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1.
He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a
"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILI TY."
2.
He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3.
He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4.
He is not "BALDING" - He is in FOLICLE REGRESSION."
5.
He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6.
It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's
"REAR CLEAVAGE."
