From the original post: 2008-06-05 05:25:46.0 We're getting old.
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From the original post: 2008-06-05 05:25:46.0 We're getting old.
With the exception of a few bewildered youngsters and Colin Morris, most of us are... | ADVERTISEMENT |
Posted: Jun 11, 08 8:40pm
And the scarf will be very long and do an Isadora Duncan, right?
I'll then change that to an Ostrich feather boa.
Posted: Jun 11, 08 9:15pm
Breast augmentation surgery anyone?
I can't for the life of me figure out why anyone wants 'em big or bigger. Bra straps leave trenches in your shoulders. If you have lace on said straps, you end up with what look like a mess of cat scratches in the trenches on your shoulders. Most women in my boat get back aches from them. Large enough cup sizes are a bitch to find and usually must be special ordered. (How often do you see a G on the shelf in the store?) If it weren't for the threat of loss of sensation in the nipple and breast area, I would seriously consider reduction!
Posted: Jun 11, 08 9:15pm
Sounds disgusting but a lady I knew from Alabama once told me her mother used "fresh laid cow manure" on her face to control wrinkling and keep the complexion white and spiffy looking. The lady who told me this was an only child so maybe the "lotion" controlled her daddy out of the bedroom except for her conception.
Posted: Jun 11, 08 9:16pm
I'll then change that to an Ostrich feather boa.
Sounds immensely safer.
Posted: Jun 11, 08 9:23pm
I finally learned not to buy the latest TV advertised promises all exercise equipment but I don't know what to do with the storage shed of stuff that I don't use??? Suggestions?
Call a HazMat truck to pick it up?