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Dark Mistress of TBD - The Writing Game!

Posted: Jun 11, 08 5:54pm

This was my post to a Q&A this morning:

Flagging a post as inappropriate sends Robin Wolaner, dressed in her skintight black vinyl "TBD Dark Mistress" bodysuit and mask, along with her ward Boy GordonMiller, in the low-slung black WolanerMobile roaring across the countryside to the miscreant's IP address, where she mercilessly mocks the offender, then beats him or her with a frozen trout while BoyGordonMiller flits around, falling into traps and saying things like, "Jinkies, Dark Mistress!"

Sometimes, MotorcycleMama Kat Bukowski will ride along to provide backup in her stylish pink suede unitard and matching knee boots, cradling her deadly, man-eating pet abalone, "Roscoe."

Now it's time to expand this offering to anyone on TWG so inclined to participate. (This includes Robin and Kat.) I'll get the work started, but it's up to subsequent participants to do the writing: Plot, characters, dialogue, theme, et al. This is a cooperative venture, so no hogging the ball, please.

Everyone ready? Got your decoder rings and Dr. Dentons on? Right!

SFX: Ominous chord

ANNOUNCER: "When evil surfs the Internet and innocent people fall victim to its rapacious tentacles, there's only one hero who can save the day! Yes! It's...

SFX: Drum roll and Thunderclap

ANNR: ...RobinWolaner, the Dark Mistress of TBD and her trusty sidekick, Boy GordonMiller! Let's join them today as they fight the terrible menace currently threatening the peaceful citizens of TBDville! Right now RobinWolaner and Boy GordonMiller are scanning the Global Crisis Monitor. Standing next to them is their colleague, MotorcycleMama Bukowski in her stylish pink suede unitard and matching knee boots, lovingly feeding pickles to her pet abalone, Roscoe.

Suddenly, red lights flash and a siren SOUNDS! Boy GordonMiller leaps to his feet, yells "Jinkies!" and points to the monitor screen and says....

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Jinkies, Boy GordonMiller, Robin, RobinWolaner, bukowski, hero, world crisis, superhero, this will get me tossed off TBD for sure.

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marilyndevine

Posted: Jun 12, 08 2:55am

"Boy Howdy and Sh*tfire, Robin! Someone's complaining about the new format again!"

Robin's eyes narrowed into mean little slits as she peered peevishly through her bifocals.

"Th-th-that's j-j-just d-d-despicable," she sputtered. "C'mon, everybody . . . off to the Bat Cave!"

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DeeCross

Posted: Jun 12, 08 7:39pm

Robin turned three circles. "By the way, where is the Bat Cave?"

Boy GordonMiller scrunched his shoulders, his palms turned out.

MotorcycleMama Bukowski's leather-clad arm shot out. A stilleto like forefinger, its three-inch nail green, pointed to the unfinished bathroom. "There!"

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powergirl

Posted: Jun 12, 08 7:40pm

MotorcycleMama Bukowski was following them with evil smile on her face.

She was happy their attention was still on those complainers about the new format.

She had few undercover agents who had keep the complaints going.

As long the Dark Mistress of TBD Robin and Boy GordonMiller were busy with them, her plans for bringing some real life to the folks here.

Roscoe suddenly stopped and his big ears bristled up...

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