Now.. that can become a classic!! that's sooo funny!

I thought this was funny too... but then again, we all have different funny bones.. so laugh if you will, but please don't let it pass through your butt!! LOL.

When my daughter was about 3 or 4 yrs old, she was the most talkative "parrot" on earth (hmmm.. I wonder where she got that from.. lol) and asked all kinds of questions and repeated almost everything she heard and made them into her vocabulary.

One day, I took her to the nail salon with me. So then, as I sat down to get my nails done, she starting yapping about all sorts of things to the manicurist, who pretended to be listening to her. Then the manicurist popped a question to her just to break her monologue: "so.. what's your mommy gonna have done today, do you know?".

And my daughter said without a pause: "I think she'll get FRENCH TOAST again" -- she meant "french manicure".

When my second son was about 4, he discovered a boomerang in our garage. He asked what it was. We explained that when you throw it, it turns and comes back to you. He threw it and when it landed in the direction he threw it he laughed and said "Hey, look, it thinks I'm over there!"

When my youngest son was about 4 we moved into an old house. It needed many repairs. Numerous weekends were spent fixing it up. One evening I was preparing to go out to dinner (a rare occurence in those days). He wandered into the bathroom and asked me what I was doing. "Fixing my face" I replied. "Is it broken?" he inquired, in a concerned voice. "No!" I said, rather sharply. "Oh," he said, "then it must be old." =O

All he really learned that day was not to bother women in the bathroom!

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day and it came from the mouth of a precious child who was being quite serious.

A frickin elephant. LOL and still LOL

My neighbors are going to think I'm crackling up.

i'm borrowing your joke. it's sooooooo hilarious!!

Junior School Children Writing About the Sea

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are ncontinent. (Wayne aged 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)

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