Forever. I bought it only for business purposes. If people I know can't wait until I get home, then it is their problem. I am not so addle-pated that I don't know what to get at the grocery store as many people seem to be - don't you love it when someone blocks the aisle while talking to their insignificant other about whether to buy the crushed pineapple or sliced? Christ on a crutch, if they don't know by age 55, which they use, then maybe what they need is a wet nurse, not a cell phone.

Or the puckered asshole screaming at someone on a cell while driving right into your car! I mean, can't she abuse her husband on her time and in her lane?

I need it in case my tenants get a bug up their butts while I am driving to Pretoria to fight the Boer War but for personal calls, even if someone died, they will surely still be dead when I arrive at home.

59 years, give or take a few months.

My cell phone goes with me everywhere. I love the portability. For my extremely busy lifestyle, I have to have it. I couldnt go without it very long.

The previous comment: "pass the fool, then tap brakes and turn on flashers and watch his reaction" - great payback!! I agree with the Marioti brothers (Click and Clack) - don't drive and yak.