CHECKING IN FOR THE DAY

"People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think."

~George Carlin

Get the facts first. You can distort them later.

Ben Franklin

"Have you ever noticed that fluorescent lights seem afraid to come on? When you turn on a fluorescent light, it flickers and hesitates and is sort of unsure of itself. Then,after several seconds, it seems to gain confidence and light up at full strength. What's that all about? Can't these lights receive some sort of counseling?"

~ George Carlin

The Olde Philospher sez:

The shortest distance between two points is usually under construction.

If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.

"The only thing worse than a whistlin' woman is a crowing hen."

---my grandma, who lived to her ripe old/young age of 96!

The Olde Philosopher sez:

Everything is temporary if you give it enough time