Posted: Jul 18, 08 11:47pm
Mod: What are your respective positions on Iraq?
BO: I want to draw down our troops one brigade at a time. It should take about a year or so. We will leave a small contigent of forces to keep Iran and Al Qeadi at bay.
JM: We leave with honor. The surge is working and Americans agree. We broke it now we have to fix it. Iraq will not be another Vietnam.
Jack: It depends on the chicks rack.
Mod: Mr. Nicholson, that was about the war in Iraq.
Jack: Oh, okay. I'll send another 100,000 troops into Iraq and kick some a@@. I won't be a p@@#$ like that commie prick from Texas did in Vietnam. Give me 6 months and this war is closed. And, if Iran interferes, f@#$ 'em, we'll invade them next.
Mod: How will you fix health care?
BO: Well, it is a difficult problem but I believe...
Jack: Bullsh@t! That is another Washingtonian example of lying out your a@@. We'll make insurance non-profit and make everyone join. We'll also make hospitals non-profits. We won't allow people to not being able to join because they have some preexisting condition either. See, problem solved without the posturing and the bullsh@t!
JM: I'm with Jack on this one.
Jack: You've done this country proud, sir. Spending six years in a sh@!hole is something to be admired.
BO: Can I finish my response?
Jack: No, save the bullsh@# for an ad.
Mod: Will your lower or hike taxes?
Jack: Hell no! I hate paying taxes so I will cut them. Obama wants to raise them. In a recession. Is he f@#$ing crazy? I'll make the Bush tax cuts permanent and lower taxes 10% for everyone else. IRAs and pensions are non-taxable. While we're at it, I won't tax Social Security either. I'll also fire half of Washington. Justify your job or your unemployed. AMERICAN NEEDS AN ENEMA AND I'M THE BASTARD TO GIVE IT ONE!
....Break.....
