Posted: Jul 31, 08 7:44pm

The Olympics in China will open with 10,000 Chinese men each with a placard that ends up with a picture of Mao Tse Tung after "Sponsored by WalMart!" with the Imperial March as the theme song. The poor Chinese that have businesses and live in boxes near the Olympics have been put behind walls. Only NBC will televise the Olympics since the Internet is banned. Tibet will be surrounded by 100,000 Chinese soldiers for "peaceful reasons" as fireworks open the games. The Chinese government has told foreign journalists not to interview anyone but Chinese officials during the games, or they can be deported. The Chinese also want "equal" airtime for Chinese Olypians. No one is to mention Tiananmen Square and Chinese spectators have to wear red during the games. Kimonos are preferred for women. The Chinese minister of foreign affairs said, "Ve hope de world vill see ve are the greatest nation on de earth, and, ve can host the games in a granduer fit for a culture that has lasted thousands of vears. It will ve the greatest Olympics de vorld has ever seen!" Foreign reporters have been denied access to "controversial" websites like Amensty International so no one notices the hundreds or thousands that died to build the monuments to Red China's Olympic Games. Any Chinese protestors can be arrested and summarily executed in the Peking province.