Posted: Jul 23, 08 3:56pm
This is actually from an old blog I wrote over a year ago on another website.
Bob was a tall geeky looking kid with red hair and freckles.
In middle school Bob was my tormentor in 6Th and 7Th grade.
Always pulling my hair, Chasing me around the school yard, blocking
me into doorways with that giant gym ball that all schools seem to
have,Tying me up with jump ropes in gym.
Gawd Gym class was a nightmare but at least it was never boring I guess.
Anyway middle school ended and I start going to Boston High school a
couple years later.
One day at lunch who should approach me but good ol Bob the middle
school bully from hell.
"Hi Staci how have you been?" He says and I'm thinking OMG whats he
ganna do to me now.
Well he didn't do anything just talked as if he were human or something.
The next day He came up to me again and I was less apprehensive about
talking to him.
This went on and on for a couple months till one day he asked me for
my phone number.
I decided that he was a changed man from middle school so I gave it to him.
From then on I was spending about two or three hours a day talking to
Bob on the phone in addition to seeing him at school every day.
Of course he finally got around to asking me out on a sort of date.
He came over my house, met my mother and step father which would have
been fine except he started calling my mother Mom right off the bat,
which I thought was rather odd.
We went for pizza,took a walk in the park, saw a movie that we
actually had to sneak into because he spent all his money on Pizza and
finally we kissed. Now mind you this was my first kiss so when I tell
you that is was on the forth step on the outbound side of Park street
station on the T, you better damn well believe me.
That relationship lasted all of about a month due to my having this
nagging feeling that something was just plain off about Bob and I just
couldn't put my finger on it.
Also the fact that we could never be sexually compatible anyway due to
his massive size. The damn thing went almost to his kneecap when he
got hard No kidding!
There was no way I was ever going to want to be shiska-bobbed to death
the first time I attempt to have sex.
I had assumed Bob had been feeling odd about the relationship too,
since he just stopped coming by and calling.
We never really got around to having the big fight and dumping each other.
The relationship just sort of disintegrated on its own.
I thought nothing of it and moved on.
A few months later I had a new boyfriend and Bob was just a memory.
Then one day I get a call. OMG its Bob! He wants to go out tonight?
He thinks we're still dating? WTF!!!!
Why oh why would he think such a thing?
Anyway I tell him I've moved on and hang up the phone.
Fast forward to about four years later.......
I'm going to a movie with my friends.Krista, Nick, Corey and Eve
Eve announces she has roommate who wants to see the movie with us so
we all head down to Eve's house to pick up her roommate Tim.
Well, we all pile up in the car to go pick up Tim, No problem so far.
As we walk into Eve's apartment we notice that Tim has his radio up
full blast so he probably didn't notice us coming through the door.
We all go walking down the hall towards Tim's room.His door is wide open.
Now I wasn't the first to walk in the line going to Tim's room so I
have no idea why the first three people in front on me just stop dead
at his doorway and sort of gasp and giggle but I figure that its has to
be good so of course I have go see for myself.
That's when I saw it. Tim was standing up not moving and there was
another guy on his knees with red hair preforming oral sex on him
Okay, I guess Tim wasn't about to going to stop till he was done and
neither was his boyfriend.
I can see why the gasps and giggles were going on at this point and I joined in.
It lasts another minute or two and finally Tim cums and the red haired
guy stands up.
It was at this point I notice that the red haired guy is no other than
Bob my first boyfriend from years gone by.
"OMG,Bob Is that you?" I shouted.
He looks at me straight in the eye but says nothing. He turn this
awful shade of red and puts on his clothing and storms out without
ever saying a word.
As the door slams everyone in the room including Tim bursts out in
laughter although I'm the only one who truly knows the whole story as
to why.
After Bob is gone and the laughter has stopped of course everyone is
surrounding me because they want to know how I know Bob, and why he
might have been so pissed to see me.
I explained to them that Bob had been my first boyfriend way back when
but it would have never worked out because of Bobs massive size.
Tim then explains that it was Bobs Massive Penis that attracted him to
Bob in the first place because as a person Bob is just plain odd.
From then on I was nicknamed F*g Hag off and on for about three years.
I didn't mind it a bit though.
