Posted: Aug 7, 08 9:44am
" All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power." Ashleigh Brilliant
" I played guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the 60's as a result of controlled substances being in widespread use. Back then, there were no restrictions, in terms of talent, on who could make an album, so we made one, and it sounds like a group of people who have been given powerful but unfamiliar instruments as a therapy for a degenerative nerve disease." Dave Barry
HIPPOGRIFF, n. An animal, now extinct which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, a one quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises. Ambrose Bierce
" To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior." Rita Rudner
