Posted: Aug 7, 08 10:24pm

Three Priests Die and Go to Heaven...

However, St. Peter finds out they were taken too early. So, he says, "You guys have another 2 months before you go to heaven so you get to go back and be whatever you like. So, what do you want to go back as?"

The first Priest, an Irishman, says, "I want to go back and do something I've always wanted to do--be an actor in play." He goes.

The second Priest, an American, says, "I want to go back as an Eagle and fly all over the country." He goes.

The third Priest, a Black guy, says, "I want to go back and be a real stud!"

The third Priest ends up on an expensive sports car's tire in Los Angeles.