Posted: Aug 7, 08 10:31pm

Three Blondes Go to Heaven...

St. Peter say, "Oh, my, we've never had this happen before. I better make the question easy so they all make it."

The three blondes arrive at St. Peter and he says, "To get into heaven, you just have to tell me who Jesus was on earth."

The first blonde says, "Oh, he was the guy that parted the sea."

Peter says, "Sorry, that was Moses and you have to go to hell."

The second blonde says, "I got it. He was the one that saw the burning bush and built the ark!"

Peter says, "Sorry, that was Moses and the guy that built the ark was Noah. Go to hell."

The third blonde pipes up and says, "I got it! He was the one that died on the cross..."

Peter replies with joy, "The first blonde to get into heaven! You are absolutely right! Welcome to heaven!"

But, the Blonde keeps talking, "And, every year they roll away the stone and if he see's his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of winter."