Kosher, please with mustard and relish. And plenty of napkins!

I used to work the concession stand at the jr high football games and I'm telling you what. Some of those people wanted everything we had back there on their hot dog. It was gross. Were they just looking for a bargain? We had canned chili, slaw (hot and regular), onion, relish, mustard and ketchup and some wanted the cheese that was supposed to go on the nachos. I really shouldn't be talking about hot dogs on a hot dog thread. Sorry.

I am 5' 8" and generally preferred men taller than myself. However! My last and longest (unmarried) relationship was with a man 4" shorter than myself. He was the manliest man I've ever been with. Come to think of it, the "lust" of my life was another man shorter than myself, although only 2" shorter. Hmmm - if men who prefer large women are called FA, what are women who prefer shorter men called? LOL

LOL You got that right! ;)

I once read an article that explained why women with meat on their bones seemed lustier than those without. Had something to do with the hormones in the fat cells. So, see, it's scientifically *proven* that BBWs love sex! LOL

All those men who like skinny women are getting what they deserve -- nothing! LOL

LOL!!! Marilyn Monroe is one of my avatars on TBD because she's a sex Goddess and I am thinner than she was!! At 5'9 and a very normal size (in my healthy opinion), I'd love to screw my critic....but I'm waaaay too fat for him!!! LOL What's that saying......"One man's trash is another man's treasure......"

Frankly don't see me ever getting into a relationship again - taken me 20 years to wrangle out of this one.....but just in case, I'm jottin down the names of every man posting on this thread!!! LOL

So this is where everybody is ...

There are lots of couches, but I prefer the ones with comfortable upholstery.