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I'm jealous, SG, she is off the grid for the moment and when I do get it, it's a season late and dubbed. But it's worth it. I'll just sit here hunched over watching German cop shows in the afternoon until it comes back.

I'm thinking that I don't like Chores. I like the results from chores accomplished, but the actual chores should be given away as Christmas presents!

I'm thinking of New Discussion...

Good idea, I love a clean organized house just hate having to do it all myself...I was thinking maybe I could put out a help wanted for someone with a cleaning disorder I could help them and get the house cleaned at the same time!

Is there such a thing as a "self cleaning house?" What a great invention.

Will you scour the internet and find one Roxley I am not attached to ND I would move.

Can you find me a temp BF too....I could call when I have boyfriend duties and not have to worry about emotional attachments!

Thanks

Hun

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me

Why my house is such a mess.

He asked if I'd been 'computering',

And I had to answer 'yes.'

He told me to get off my butt

And tidy up the house.

And so I started cleaning up...

The smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.

That really did the trick...

I was just admiring my work..

I didn't mean to 'click.'

But click, I did, and oops I found

A real absorbing site.

That I got SO way into.

I was into it all night.<<Sigh>>

Nothing's changed except my mouse

It's very, very shiny.

I guess my house will stay a mess...

While I sit here on my hiney.

I took the trash out for the garbage men last night. Nothing interesting happened on the way to the curb. Is that boring enough?

I got to fix the upstairs shower head because one of the monkeys living in my house was trying to do chin-ups. Did it snap off in the middle? No. Inside the pipe.