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Good Lord,

I'm abhored,

You ate a ghourd,

Don't be so bored.

A raw ghourd?

which you did hoard,

I"m really floored,

Don't be so bored.

A cooked ghourd?

cut with a sword,

I do implore,

Don't be so bored.

A ghourd? A ghourd?

You really were quite bored,

Why not a pea like me,

for all the world to see?

That's highest been scored,

You win the award!

I won't be untoward

But there is no reward

No reward you say?

what the hey?

That'll be the day,

I'll come again this way.

I guess I'll be ok!

Your rhymes are so good

That I know that we should

And you know that I would

If only I could...

But we can't

So I won't

I'm real sorry we don't

Give you the reward you deserve

Can't?

Won't?

Shan't?

Don't?

Your lips are twisted,

and I am pisseded.

Could?

Should?

Would?

Twould?

I want the reward I deserve,

Before I lose my reserve!

And the award for the longest series of rhymes goes to mtnest

<thunderous applause>

It's beautiful!

I'd like to thank my mother, and my father, and my sister, and my brother, and my aunts, and my uncles...

The music in the background begins to play as they usher me off stage. I take one last bow, and know that I have never had a prouder moment.

well, there was that one time in 5th grade when I won the spelling bee...