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From the original post: 2008-09-06 08:34:25.0 Must be able to cook.And be honest and like kids. and be able to work don't do free loader's any more and... | ADVERTISEMENT |
Posted: Sep 6, 08 10:00am
This goes well with your other posts.. Where do I sign up.. This is EVERYTHING I have ever dreamed of... The only thing thats missing is the bondage.
Are you kidding? A marriage like that IS bondage!
Posted: Sep 6, 08 10:02am
Umm, I hope you are joking!...whatever life has handed you, how you choose to handle it is up to you. You must be able to love who you are and still have room and insight to love the person you wish to share yourself with...hope this helps...
Oh, if you are not joking, seek help...hope this helps...
It's a joke.
Posted: Sep 6, 08 10:08am
First off.. where do you live? I'm not interested as I'm happily married but you dont state where you live. Do you have anything to offer her besides guns and well...what else? What about a sense of security or does she have to show up with that?
Posted: Sep 6, 08 10:11am
Before you go find a new woman for your life, I think you need to do a check on what you have to offer her and advertise that rather than making demands of what she has to bring to the union.
Tell me, can you cook because it is a fair bet that a good woman is going to earn more than you do, come home from work later and in return for her six figure annual income, she will expect you to cook like royal chef, clean like a team of worker bees and screw like a jackhammer anytime she wants to. As for spelling, her advance degrees are in English and grant writing and the corporation she works for has its eye on her for promotion to VP next year. AS long as you can spell VP, she will be okay with your edumacation level.
So, my man, what do you bring to the table? And as for a prenup, her lawyers will insist upon one.
And, she will not put up with the little snot nosed brats from your last marriage ... even every other weekend.
You ready to go for the prize or do you want a cook/housekeeper? I can recommend the gal who works for us every other Thursday. She is available and cheap ... of course her cooking tastes like she took a course in waste management and her cleaning? After the fact, you have to clean up the mess she made. Oh, she will be willing to have sex ... as soon as her most recent outbreak of herpes clears up. She may not be pretty, but she isn't very smart either.
In this world, you do get about what you are worth, not what you decide you are worth.
Good hunting and never give up.
Lollipops and unicorns.
Posted: Sep 6, 08 10:15am
Must be able to cook.And be honest and like kids. and be able to work don't do free loader's any more and be able to spell two words and understand them !. Vow.- what does it mean to you 2. Pre nup - what does it mean to you
Smiles
S.G
And you call yourself a "Southern Gentleman?"
Posted: Sep 6, 08 10:26am
Y'all have SG all wrong... he's just lookin' for a Mama... bless his heart.
~giggles~
Posted: Sep 6, 08 10:28am
Dude, you might as well be looking for a man. Sounds like you're just looking for someone to have an agreement with.
Maybe it's me, but I have a feeling the ladies aren't getting butterflies YET.
You get an F as in FAIL
Try again!!!