Posted: Sep 6, 08 10:49pm
New Rule - Don't mess with a Hockey Mom or her Daughter. Every Liberal News Outlet seems to think Sarah Palin's daughter being pregnant is a big deal. Since when do Liberals care about pre-marital sex (has Keith Olberman actually had sex with anyone but himself?), teen pregnancy (Get an abortion and feel better is Obama's motto), or sex in general? Bill Clinton costs the taxpayers $40 million on his blowjob, Gap Dress stains, and phone sex scandal. Janet "Is she a man?" Reno, his AG, approved the investigation NOT a Republican. Hell, Democrats don't even think Oral Sex is Sex. I don't see massive coverage of John Edwards's love child either. Hey, Keith and Chris Matthews, a Hockey Mom might just high-stick your ass, and it'll make us just love Sarah Palin even more. And, she won't even mess up her lipstick. In fact, Sarah Palin's theme song is "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar. -Cameron/Rachel/Jennifer
New Rule - If your a P@@sy, leave Sarah alone. CNN, MSNBC (Mostly Sucking and Nookie Between Clips), NBC (Nothing But Crap), and CBS (Does anyone watch it? Can't Believe Sh@t Network), and ABC are just a bunch of political whores for Barack Obama. Are they whores since they aren't even getting paid? Skanky Hos? Funny how their reporters where wearing Obama pins and waving signs at the DNC Convention. Really good reporting, losers. You all are just pissed John McCain threw you bunch of simpletons a fastball and it damn near knocked off your fake hairpieces. Your also jealous her hair and glasses are a fashion trend. Her glasses are sold out in NYC. -Rachel/Cameron
-Who cares who started the stupid Trucker Hat "Fashion Trend". Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore's kid, and Justin Timberlake are fighting over who became dorks first. Hey, you're both dorks, and, apparently, have NO talent thinking wearing a Trucker Hat is cool. I just want to know: which one of you are totally gay becaue both of you are d@#$s? -Jennifer
-David Axelrod needs to comb his hair completely over his face. His hair is thinner than Obama's politial career. Now there's a face made for Radio! He's one of Obama's campaign jerks (he's never won an election either--Axelrod) -Rachel
-What is that bump on Obama's nose? I know it's not a rule but what is it? -Rachel
-Can't we have one day WITHOUT FOOTBALL! The NFL is Back! Gee, another year of cheating, felonies, and those damn DirecTV NFL Ticket commercials. The Raiders, the Cardinals, the Chiefs, the Falcons, and Pacman Jones won't be going to the Superbowl. Neither will Da Bears. Paying $45 million for a Tackle is just ridiculous. It kinda makes you wonder how NFL Team owners got rich in the first place. The Saints won't be going either. Neither will the, giggle, Jets. -Rachel
-Geico can get rid of the Caveman commercials. Why exactly don't they live in caves anyway? Cavemancrib.com is weird. Cavemen don't take showers. Hey, if you get a haircut and learn how to user a razor, you won't have an cavemen, except Al Gore. The earth is round and so should he be. I'm just waiting to see one of those Cavemen eat the Geico Gekko. -Rachel/Jennifer
