Posted: Sep 13, 08 11:09am
New Rules - Cameron, 40, Rachel, 35, and Jennifer, 26
New Rule - Let's get rid of AOL. Steve Case (stevecase@aol.com) left for Hawaii, Ted Turner probably wished he did, and Time Warner dropped AOL from its name. And, so can you. Jonathan65342@aol.com is getting real old. How about: "You've Got Mail, Idiot!" Gays meet at bars and Lesbians meet at Home Depot so AOL, which was the #1 gay hookup site, is no longer required. HSI has been around for 8 years so get off dialup. And, just a note for the technology challenged, porn, video, YouTube and 90% of the Internet you're missing is just waiting to be discovered except U2 fansites and all the things the RIAA hates to be found--like their music. -Cameron
New Rule - IT'S JUST A DONUT! Eating a donut and drinking a Diet Pepsi is not kosher. That round tire called your stomach is really "Made By Krispy Kreme!" -Cameron/Jennifer
New Rule - People that leave their pets when evacuating from a Hurricane should just be dumped in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico and told, "See ya on the Beach: Dead or Alive!" -Cameron
New Rule - Music is a disaster. And, American Idol, you're not helping. A Black Church has far more Soul Patrol than that grey-haired dude that could barely fit his fat a@@ in those slick pants or that chick who had the $5,000 boobies. Whitney Houston still has soul between lines of cocaine and Bobby Brown. Simon, on the other hand, has no soul, period. He's just a glorified jerk with a British Accent. -Cameron/Rachel
New Rule - If your addicted to sex, don't be on a TV show that has your character addicted to sex. David Duchovny should be able to figure that out since he was on the X-Files. But, unlike Charlie Sheen, at least he's getting help instead of hitting a hooker on the head with another hooker. -Cameron
New Rule - If you hate Sarah Palin, stop writing about her and/or buying her doll. Yes, a company has made a Sarah Palin doll. It's the first doll on the website. There is a Hillary Clinton doll if you search for it. Sarah Palin is also on just about every magazine cover at the grocery store. I bet that really pisses off Barack Obama. Sorry CNN and MSNBC, your Messiah has been replaced. They would make a Joe Biden doll but the company found John McCain dolls sold better. But, don't worry, all Barack Obama supporters can cuddle up with the Obama plush doll for those lonely nights when they can find any gay loving or the lesbians at NOW can't find a date. It was quite amusing watching MSNBC's Keith Olberman try and figure out the Sarah Palin doll. It doesn't talk, Keith, so that means it's actually smarter than you are. -Cameron/Rachel/Jennifer
