Dumb but Funny Emails

Posted: Sep 16, 08 8:35am

I receive tons of junk email from everyone.

I sort it, trash some, save others for when I need a good laugh (though now that I've found TBD I can get laughs by the minute).

My parents in their 70s have certainly mastered the internet - and I receive a constant stream of "junk" from them (and when I mistakenly send something to them I usually get back the response "Well Kathy don't you remember I sent that to you last summer on the 27th.").

Does this happen to you?

Do you keep it?

Share it?

Trash it?

BTW: For some reason Mom loves anything in words, Dad always send images. How about you? Notice a difference in what men and women send?

Ok, I'll share what Mom just sent to me and check back later to see what gems you have.

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Ramblings of a Retired Mind

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse.

I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth, I think.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust.'

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for company!'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor!'

'Enjoy Your Days & Love Your Life.'

Because: 'Life is a journey to be savored'