I was in the Army, we were sitting around a fire, Zeppelin's 'Stairway to Heaven' was on and the solo was ending, we were all sitting back, eyes closed heads slightly bobbing to the jam, the final verses kicked in and this dude bellows along..... 'and there's a wino on the road'. We (the rest of us) about hit the floor.

I don't know if any of you have seen this, but it's very funny and goes with this discussion. Ya gotta watch the whole thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4_MsrsKzMM

Hey man that was me! And I still don't get it! ;)

But "there's a bathroom on the right"

Okay this was the early 80's me and a friend had been out drinking...and on our way home on the radio came dirty deeds by AC/DC and we sang it "dirty Deek and his thunder cheeks" ... wasn't until later we learned it was dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

I use to think the Johnny Horton song "North to Alaska" was saying

"North to Alaska.

We're goin' north,

The Russia Zone"

I'm a Wierd Al fan and he does a parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. For all you can understand of the original song, his version sounds about right. "....it's hard to sing with a mouth full of marbles...", "sing distinctly, I don't wanna..."

Okay I've always been hard of hearing so I have many, but my all time favorite is: Hop on my sled......don't wanna be "hop on my sled" anymore.

Can u guess?