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Your list made me chuckle and I want to see the one for men next....Thanks

Ditto...post was a good chuckle. We at TBD are nothing if not fair, so here's a post so our guy friends have an equal chuckle. Posted with nothin' but love fer ya'. Hugs, YuLong

TOP 10 REASONS TO GET MARRIED.

1. You can politely decline offers for dates from other men/women with a real honest answer, "I'm married," rather than your former response, "I need to feed my cat."

2. Your married friends will invite you over for dinner again, rather than making excuses like, "Well, we didn't want you to feel left out, since you're the only one without a date..."

3. You won't have to show up at your younger sister's wedding with a date of the same sex, you now have an escort to all functions indicating "plus one."

4. You can avoid the questions about your sexuality since your new spouse will indicate your preferred partner.

5. You can finally get those braces you've always needed with your spouse's new insurance plan!

6. You can spend the holidays at your own place, with your own miniature family rather than suffer through another holiday tour about town pleasing everyone else.

7. You will have even MORE mismatched dishes and cutlery and someone else to help you wash them.

8. No more "single serving" rip offs. You finally have someone to share your box of mac and cheese with.

9. Wearing a wedding band is a creep deterrent and so there is no need to carry around that mace anymore.

10. You will no longer fear arguments will end your relationship. Instead, you'll know that only death will conclude your next disagreement.

REASONS GUYS SHOULD STAY SINGLE:

Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

I could show my girlfriend where I live.

I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I could use my own name at hotels.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".

ROFLMAO......................this is good..........