Posted: Oct 10, 08 5:59pm

Ok, this one's a little wrong, but still funny:

A yellow Lab, a chocolate Lab, and a black Lab are all in the waiting room at the vet, talking amoung themselves. They ask the yellow Lab why he's there.

He responds, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything. I've pissed on the rug, and on the sofa, and on the curtains. The final straw though, was when I pissed on his brand new king-sized bed. That's when he brought me here. He's having me fixed, because he thinks it will help my problem."

The other two offer their sympathies, then turn to the chocolate Lab and ask why he's at the vet. He responds, "I'm a digger. I dig everywhere I can. I've dug holes in the yard, and under the fence, and even in the kid's sandbox. I went too far when I dug up my owner's prize rosebush though. That's when they brought me here. They're having me fixed, because they think it will calm me down."

They next turn to the black Lab and ask him the same question. He responds, "I'm a humper. I hump anything that doesn't move. I've humped pillows, and the cat, and people's legs. This morning when my owner got out of the shower and bent over to dry her feet, I humped her too."

The other two Labs said, "Ah, so you're getting fixed now too."

He said, "Nope, I'm here to get my nails clipped!"