Posted: Oct 11, 08 1:21pm
Yes, Jennifer turned 27 last night.
New Rule - Wall Street is not a street. It really isn't. It is just a bunch of crooks that took advanced math classes to confuse everyone else while they steal their money. Only car salesmen are worse. -Rachel
New Rule - Insurance companies need to stop with the commercials that they care. Yes, they advertise they care about you. They only really care about your insurance premiums and hope you don't sue their sorry a@@es when they refuse to pay for any damages. Health insurance companies claim they care even more unless you get really sick, have a preexisting condition, and plan on voting for Obama. They are worse than politcians except you can fire a politician. -Rachel/Cameron
New Rule - If you are an aspiring actor/actress, landing a spot in a herpes commercial will get you no where. "i care about my partner so I take xxx so he/she won't get infected." "Yes, I love that about him/her." No, they don't. Finding out your boyfriend or girlfriend has herpes is almost as bad as finding out they are a tranny. -Cameron/Jennifer
New Rule - Stores need to stop advertising Christmas in September. Even Santa has said Christmas is on the rocks, Jack Daniels, since he had to layoff half the elves and is eating the reindeer because he lost all his money in his 401k. -Cameron
New Rule - Santa is a pervert. Yes, he is. Who else gets to climb down chimneys to give little boys and little girls presents so that they will love him? That's why Santa likes Cookies. The only one close to Santa's gig is Michael Jackson. -Rachel/Cameron
New Rule - Don't marry for sex; marry a good cook. That sex will wear off, after the honeymoon, but you'll always be hungry. 60% of marriages end in divorce, 75% of men cheat, and 40% of women cheat. So, in reality, people get married so they can fool around and Dr. Phil can't fix everyone. -Rachel/Jennifer
