From the original post: 2008-03-01 22:25:37.0 Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
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From the original post: 2008-03-01 22:25:37.0 Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
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Posted: Mar 3, 08 8:16pm
This a VERY long one but I think it's worth it.
A young man from MN moves to FL and goes to a huge "Everything Under One...
GG,
Does this have anything to do with jellyfish?
If so, what is a jellyfish doing in your pants?
Posted: Mar 4, 08 12:02pm
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a So...
GRANDMAS CALORIE COUNTING RULES
*Anything eaten in small increments has no calories. If you only nibble off a plate of cookies each time you walk by, you do not have to count those calories.
*Anything eaten standing up or off someone else's plate does not count.
*Gulps count, sips don't.
*Whatever you purchase from a street vendor has fewer calories than the same item consumed at home.
*The calories in hard candy or gum are too miniscule to count, so eat as much as you want.
*Whatever you eat that was prepared by your child - no matter how old that child is - DOES NOT HAVE CALORIES.
*Neatness cancels calories. If you take an extra bite of cake to even off the slice, those calories do not count. Ditto for evening off a pint of ice cream.
*Anything you cook yourself has reduced calories because of the huge amount of energy you expend preparing it.
Remember, Grandma loves you best!