The Truth About Women

Posted: Mar 29, 08 9:24pm

I don't mean to sound chavanistic or patronizing or old-fashioned or backward or any of those things, but I have been really studying the nature of women for most of my 49 years and have drawn two conclusions that seem to be true in my experience.

Truth #1: I love women. I love the way they look, they talk, they touch, they feel, they laugh, they smile, they walk, they dress. I love almost everything about them. A lot of my best friends are women and I don't know where I'd be without them. There are just certain things I feel more comfortable talking to them about and there is nothing like a soulmate to complete your life.

Truth #2: All women are crazy, certifiably insane at least part of the time. Logic and reason do not apply during these times. Do not attempt to understand or influence a woman during those times. Just shut up and wait until she turns back into a human being again.

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Bull

Posted: Mar 29, 08 9:30pm

Uncle Spencer wrote:

I don't mean to sound chavanistic or patronizing or old-fashioned or backward or any of those things, but I have been re...

Uncle Spencer

At the risk of being pummeled, here here. Well said.

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longhorn79

Posted: Mar 29, 08 9:36pm

Bull wrote:

Uncle Spencer

At the risk of being pummeled, here here. Well said....

I am in total agreement with the 2 of you guys! i never cease to be amazed at the beauty of women inside and outside. God truly put them on this earth to be Angels and keep us guys on the straight and narrow!!! it's just sad that we tend to want to follow more than one of those Angels instead of remaining monogamous!!!! not all of us, but a big majority!!

barnie

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Witchy

Posted: Mar 29, 08 9:37pm

Uncle Spencer wrote:

I don't mean to sound chavanistic or patronizing or old-fashioned or backward or any of those things, but I have been re...

And men are sane? When?

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Witchy

Posted: Mar 29, 08 9:40pm

Witchy wrote:

And men are sane? When?...

There is an old joke about PMS that says something to the effect that 6 days a month women act like men do all of the time. In other words fellas...that shoe fits you too!;->

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Dallas

Posted: Mar 29, 08 9:40pm

Uncle Spencer wrote:

I don't mean to sound chavanistic or patronizing or old-fashioned or backward or any of those things, but I have been re...

Men are certainly not sane when they talk about women.

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Witchy

Posted: Mar 29, 08 9:41pm

Bull wrote:

Uncle Spencer

At the risk of being pummeled, here here. Well said....

<<pummel, pummel>>

;-)

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Dallas

Posted: Mar 29, 08 9:42pm

Witchy wrote:

And men are sane? When?...

As long as it's not a little black pump, I'll wear it.

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