Fair is Fair...Redhead jokes

GatorGal

Posted: Apr 12, 08 8:49am

How does a redhead change a light bulb? She doesn't, she bitches until someone else does.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude? Normal

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What's the Redhead Dating Motto?

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

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What's the true definition of a blonde?

Redhead with the fire of passion missing.

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How do you get a redhead's mood to change?

Wait 10 seconds

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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, "You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother."

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How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?

There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

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Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.

One is to let her think she is having her own way,

and the other is to let her have it.

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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend and stares him down for a moment.

Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head. Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"

(ok, that one was cheating kinda lol)

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What's the advantage of a blonde vs. a redhead...?

At least you can ignore the blonde safely...

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What is the difference between a redhead and a lawyer ?

There are somethings that even lawyers won't do to people

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Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?

Someone told them to a redhead

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If you love a Redhead, set her free ...

If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

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How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?

She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

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How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?

She unties you.

81 Comments // 22 Members

Posted: Apr 12, 08 8:55am

How does a redhead change a light bulb? She doesn't, she bitches until someone else does.

What do you call a Redhead ...

Gator you have made my day omg laughing so hard

Posted: Apr 12, 08 9:02am

How does a redhead change a light bulb? She doesn't, she bitches until someone else does.

What do you call a Redhead ...

Always happy to help LOL

Posted: Apr 12, 08 9:06am

How does a redhead change a light bulb? She doesn't, she bitches until someone else does.

What do you call a Redhead ...

Once, I went out with a redhead. Note that I said ONCE!

My wife was a redhead when I married her but she changed back to her natural auburn hair after a couple of years of marriage when she discovered we were too poor for her monthly dye jobs!

When I was young and single, I went out with a redhead named Bobbie. It wasn't until we got intimate that I discovered why she had a boy's name!

I can't say I've ever had a positive experience with a redhead. Even the strawberry blond in my life proved to be a flake of the first order.

I have nothing against redheads ... and I hope to keep it that way.

But seriously, I do not believe in the old myths. It is not the color of the hair that creates a person's personality. It is the belief in what everybody says about it. Think about it. How many of the most vile people in the world had red hair? Hitler and Stalin sure didn't, nor did Nero or Caligula. I cannot recall a serial killer with red hair either.

Most redheads are simply people who stand out for something over which they have no control. There have been redheaded presidents ... but not many - Jefferson is the only one I can recall.

My mom, in her later year, was a redhead. As a matter of fact, my son and his lovely daughter called her "the rouge." Her personality was more red than any other color. She was unique.

But I love redhead jokes, so don't stop telling them!

Posted: Apr 12, 08 9:10am

How does a redhead change a light bulb? She doesn't, she bitches until someone else does.

What do you call a Redhead ...

Being a natural red head, I can honestly say, Everything is true! LOL

Loved them!

Posted: Apr 12, 08 9:22am

How does a redhead change a light bulb? She doesn't, she bitches until someone else does.

What do you call a Redhead ...

Great stuff, GG! Thanks!

Posted: Apr 12, 08 9:25am

Once, I went out with a redhead. Note that I said ONCE!

My wife was a redhead when I married her but she changed bac...

Milt commented about no serial killer.

http://heritage.scotsman.com/notoriouscriminalsfeatureseries/The-polite-fairhaired-man-.2664532.jp

Posted: Apr 12, 08 9:26am

Once, I went out with a redhead. Note that I said ONCE!

My wife was a redhead when I married her but she changed bac...

Oh boy, I hate to be the one to have to tell you this Milt but

auburn counts as redhead!

better take that back about never having a positive experience with a redhead now LMAO!