"The more you complain, the longer God let's you live."
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

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Posted: Sep 29, 07 3:24pm![]() There are a lot of wonderful sayings "out there" that inspire people, make them smile, give them courage... Some you fi... ![]() "The more you complain, the longer God let's you live." "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." Posted: Sep 29, 07 3:30pm![]() There are a lot of wonderful sayings "out there" that inspire people, make them smile, give them courage... Some you fi... ![]() My all-time favourite car sticker that I noticed when I lived in Santa Fe, NM... "My Karma Ran Over My Dogma" Love it! Posted: Sep 30, 07 8:30pm![]() There are a lot of wonderful sayings "out there" that inspire people, make them smile, give them courage... Some you fi... ![]() Hmmm. This thread isn't exactly taking off like some of them do. But, not one to give up easily, here are a few more... Most of us can do more than we think we can, but we usually do less than we think we do. -- anon "Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right." -- Henry Ford A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end and my personal favorite: Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana Posted: Sep 30, 07 8:47pm![]() There are a lot of wonderful sayings "out there" that inspire people, make them smile, give them courage... Some you fi... ![]() My very favorite saying goes like this---"Trust Him when dark doubts assail thee, trust Him when thy faith is small, trust Him when to simply trust Him, seems the hardest thing of all". And, on the lighter side, my favorite saying from Fats Waller is "One never knows do one?" Posted: Sep 30, 07 9:08pm![]() There are a lot of wonderful sayings "out there" that inspire people, make them smile, give them courage... Some you fi... ![]() -God has no grandchildren... Anonymous -Taxpayers: Pork Barrel spending Politicians' other white meat. Maybe because oft-times they act like chickens, and squeal over others' earmarks. ..(c)2006 by (moi - anonymous forum) -I never met a man I didn't like... Will Rogers -The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco... Mark Twain -Be good and you will be lonesome,,, Mark Twain All I care to know is that a man is a human being--that is enough for me; he can't be any worse. I can get right down and grovel with him... Mark Twain's notebook #42 Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to... Mark Twain Posted: Sep 30, 07 9:10pm![]() Hmmm. This thread isn't exactly taking off like some of them do. But, not one to give up easily, here are a few more..... ![]() Dutch sayings: The hurrier I go, the behinder I get Too soon oldt, too late schmardt Posted: Sep 30, 07 9:23pm![]() There are a lot of wonderful sayings "out there" that inspire people, make them smile, give them courage... Some you fi... ![]() Seen on tee shirts: (On a toddler's) Help! Teddy Kennedy is driving me to Day Care I'm suffering from PMS... and I have a gun Bitchy Broads Live Longer (one of my managers at work used to wear it on casual days. The t-shirt fit both ways very well) I survived Roe vs Wade (seen on a lady obviously under 34) My wife wears two: a) Old Fart's Wife, and b) I'm with Stupid My ex-wife used to wear this one when preggers: Mommy in Training ![]() Ahhh... memories ![]() My TX sister wears this when she visits DFW |