Posted: May 19, 08
7:29am
Here’s how it went:
I was working as a courier on the Disney studio lot in Burbank. It was a lovely morning and I had, as usual a large load of packages to deliver to that Mickey Mouse corporation. I had to deliver all letters personally to the individual offices of the addressees, but the studio receives quite a bit of freight that is addressed to no one in particular. These packages and letters go to the mailroom.
I drove a Ford cargo van that had one of those sliding side doors that were so convenient for loading and unloading boxes and stuff, which I parked at the loading dock and enabled me to stack the packages on the floor of the warehouse. Having completed this part of my delivery, I then only had to go into the receiving office, hand over the mystery letters and get a signature for the delivery. I left the side door of the van open, because the cargo compartment was now empty and the van was within my site the whole time that I was in the little office beside the dock.
Signature secured, I returned to the van and was only partially aware of the usual studio noises of people milling about. I think my mind was on pastrami. I vaguely remember one masculine voice yelling out “Barbara! Barbara!”, but since my name is Prunella, I saw no cause to turn and confront the hollering person. I grabbed the handle of the van door and loudly slid it (slammed it) shut.
A strange silence followed…until I heard the word “cut”.
I turned to see a film crew complete with rotating red warning light (which means ‘quiet, we’re filming here’) all of whom were staring….no…glaring, at me.
In the middle of the group was Danny DeVito.
Little man…big evil ‘somebody’s going to die’ scowl.
It’d been him hollering the name Barbara. They were shooting a scene for his film, “Ruthless People” and some little nobody of a courier had just wrecked the scene by slamming their van door despite the fact that the set had been silenced and the red light was on.
I think this means that I will never be invited to any parties at Danny DeVito’s house.
Everybody’s had a brush with greatness be it a good experience or bad.
Tell me about yours.