A Brush with Greatness

PrunellaFarquar

Posted: May 19, 08 7:29am

Here’s how it went:

I was working as a courier on the Disney studio lot in Burbank. It was a lovely morning and I had, as usual a large load of packages to deliver to that Mickey Mouse corporation. I had to deliver all letters personally to the individual offices of the addressees, but the studio receives quite a bit of freight that is addressed to no one in particular. These packages and letters go to the mailroom.

I drove a Ford cargo van that had one of those sliding side doors that were so convenient for loading and unloading boxes and stuff, which I parked at the loading dock and enabled me to stack the packages on the floor of the warehouse. Having completed this part of my delivery, I then only had to go into the receiving office, hand over the mystery letters and get a signature for the delivery. I left the side door of the van open, because the cargo compartment was now empty and the van was within my site the whole time that I was in the little office beside the dock.

Signature secured, I returned to the van and was only partially aware of the usual studio noises of people milling about. I think my mind was on pastrami. I vaguely remember one masculine voice yelling out “Barbara! Barbara!”, but since my name is Prunella, I saw no cause to turn and confront the hollering person. I grabbed the handle of the van door and loudly slid it (slammed it) shut.

A strange silence followed…until I heard the word “cut”.

I turned to see a film crew complete with rotating red warning light (which means ‘quiet, we’re filming here’) all of whom were staring….no…glaring, at me.

In the middle of the group was Danny DeVito.

Little man…big evil ‘somebody’s going to die’ scowl.

It’d been him hollering the name Barbara. They were shooting a scene for his film, “Ruthless People” and some little nobody of a courier had just wrecked the scene by slamming their van door despite the fact that the set had been silenced and the red light was on.

I think this means that I will never be invited to any parties at Danny DeVito’s house.

Everybody’s had a brush with greatness be it a good experience or bad.

Tell me about yours.

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Posted: May 19, 08 7:40am

Here’s how it went:

I was working as a courier on the Disney studio lot in Burbank. It was a lovely morning and I ha...

I did get to sing with Dave Brubeck once. I even had a one note solo (and I'm not even sure I got that right, his stuff is a bear to sing). O, and I got to play a little soccer in Europe with some players that eventually became big cheeses in the "football" world, but all I can remember is that I was a goalkeeper and they beat the living snot out of me.

Even my limited brushes with greatness are not "D" list material.

Posted: May 19, 08 7:43am

Here’s how it went:

I was working as a courier on the Disney studio lot in Burbank. It was a lovely morning and I ha...

That's a great story. Wow. !!

Greatness? Well some of these folks are great. I've met one of the original Temptations, Dr. Denis Waitley, Zig Ziglar, Tommy Lasorda, Frankie Avalon-a couple of times, The Blind Boys of Alabama,Vince Lombardi Jr. (not very friendly at all) and bumped into Judd Nelson in Vegas, Talked to Adrian Belew a few times,rode an elevator with a fellow that summited Everest, met a blind man that also summited Everest, had coffee with Andy Andrews, a very funny comedian and introduced my daughter to some of the members of the band Stereophonics, it was her first concert when she was I believe 13. She nearly passed out. That was funny. I met Bozo the clown when I was about 4. The Chicago Bozo.

Posted: May 19, 08 7:53am

Here’s how it went:

I was working as a courier on the Disney studio lot in Burbank. It was a lovely morning and I ha...

I dated the drummer from Petra in college. I didn't like him. His fingers were so skinny they were like number 2 pencils. (Story of my life). I'm sure those fingers did just fine holding that grammy or whatever they won.

I met Ellie May Clampett.

I went to high school with Porter Wagoner's daughter.

In Idaho we were given a tour of an actress' ranch who is currently on Broadway, in Desperate Housewives and was on another sitcom that was #1 for 8 years. I won't say who because I felt like a trespasser and just because the caretaker has a crush on my daughter, maybe that doesn't give us license to pet her ass (donkey) and goats.

Oh and I saw Dolly Parton's hair at Dollywood. (She was jumping up and down and there were so many people around I only saw her hair.)

Gee, I'm a big nobody.

Posted: May 19, 08 7:58am

That's a great story. Wow. !!

Greatness? Well some of these folks are great. I've met one of the original Temptations,...

Isn't "Chicago Bozo" redundant?

Posted: May 19, 08 7:59am

That's a great story. Wow. !!

Greatness? Well some of these folks are great. I've met one of the original Temptations,...

I heard that.

Posted: May 19, 08 8:07am

I dated the drummer from Petra in college. I didn't like him. His fingers were so skinny they were like number 2 penci...

Hey, with apologies to Joe and Firesign Theater, "We're all Bozos on this bus."

Posted: May 19, 08 8:10am

Here’s how it went:

I was working as a courier on the Disney studio lot in Burbank. It was a lovely morning and I ha...

Hummm ..I think this is greatness..

When the USA put a "man on the moon" ..I was working the worldwide teletype links in the USAF for the the coordination of collaborated AP news releases between the USA east cost and European news agencies (tech controller to ensure the links were working throu military communication links)

I have an "original printed copy" of the one sentence AP News release stating " The Eagle has landed"..

So what is so special to me about this copy..The Ap news wire originated in New York ..my relay station was the first "electrical breakout" from the point of origination. Which means, my copy was the "first" ever received from the AP in the entire world !

As the teletype operator typed the news message, it printed out on my teletype monitor .. At the time, I thought I was a pretty "hot shit techy" to figure out how to do that and not interrupt the news link.

There were tech geeks even back in the 60's ..!