Nothing is more lovely than a freshly opened jar of peanut butter. It smells heavenly and looks so smooth and perfect. I like to dip the knife in just so and twirl the knife so it makes a cool pattern. the rest of the jar is downhill after that.
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Posted: May 26, 08 7:04am This doesn't happen so much anymore now that the department of Homeland Security has cracked down on smokers, but I reme...  Posted: May 26, 08 7:29amThis doesn't happen so much anymore now that the department of Homeland Security has cracked down on smokers, but I reme... i compulsively wait for other people to post first on a new discussion. i do fix tags, but only on people i know. i compulsively pick up pieces of dog hair fuzz from the carpet. i compulsively worry about things i have no control over. Posted: May 26, 08 7:39amThis doesn't happen so much anymore now that the department of Homeland Security has cracked down on smokers, but I reme... What I HAVE to do is tell you how incredibly well you described that ash and your friend's gesturing. I was there at the table with you wanting to flick the ash or watching in fascination as it waited to fall..................................... Posted: May 26, 08 7:44amWhat I HAVE to do is tell you how incredibly well you described that ash and your friend's gesturing. I was there at th... Whew. Then you see my frustration! Posted: May 26, 08 7:48amThis doesn't happen so much anymore now that the department of Homeland Security has cracked down on smokers, but I reme... Oh, Pru, I have so many my family affectionately (I think) refers to me as Mr. Monk! The one that quickly comes to mind is my eternal mothering - even of strangers. I went out to dinner with my family for my college graduation on an extremely hot evening and there was a line outside the restaurant. There was a "healthy" young woman standing behind us, unaware of a nasty little bug on her bosom. Without thinking or hesitation, I reached over and brushed it off her boob! Every one was stunned, including me, and she became the most beautiful and interesting color of crimson. My sweet hubby - to lighten the uncomfy moment - pointed out that it was one of those blood sucking evil un-dead bugs and one bite would have turned her into a flesh eating zombie and how lucky she was that I was there at the right moment to save her! Would I do it again? In a heartbeat - I can't help myself! Do I need a 12 step program? 
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 Posted: May 26, 08 7:52amThis doesn't happen so much anymore now that the department of Homeland Security has cracked down on smokers, but I reme... If there is a particularly good headline in a tabloid newspaper at the grocery store, I have an overwhelming compulsion to read it out loud and then comment, such as, "Wow! Cannibals Shrink Alien's Head. Can you believe that?!" It makes my wife crazy. Posted: May 26, 08 7:53amOh, Pru, I have so many my family affectionately (I think) refers to me as Mr. Monk! The one that quickly comes to mind ... You're okay Jo. Keep protecting us from those blood suckers. | ADVERTISEMENT  |
