I had a bumper sticker years ago that read: Im FAT AND UGLY AND MY WIFE BEATS ME. I used to get alot of looks and even had people tell me they feel for me.
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Posted: Oct 11, 07 1:09pm Perhaps I should have said "stupid" bumper stickers, but I wanted to get you all to chime in. Sometimes I see a bumper ...  Posted: Oct 11, 07 1:14pmPerhaps I should have said "stupid" bumper stickers, but I wanted to get you all to chime in. Sometimes I see a bumper ... My absolute favorite: Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're an asshole. Posted: Oct 12, 07 10:15pmPerhaps I should have said "stupid" bumper stickers, but I wanted to get you all to chime in. Sometimes I see a bumper ... I like the bumper sticker, "my other ride is your boyfriend", another good one, "I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can diet". Posted: Oct 12, 07 11:24pmPerhaps I should have said "stupid" bumper stickers, but I wanted to get you all to chime in. Sometimes I see a bumper ... My favorite: "Illiterate? Write for our free brochure!" 
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 Posted: Oct 12, 07 11:36pmPerhaps I should have said "stupid" bumper stickers, but I wanted to get you all to chime in. Sometimes I see a bumper ... Years ago when Herb Caen was writing his column for the SF Chronicle, he listed the personalized license plate for a Urologist named Dr. Lee. 2PCLEE Thanks LanSR Posted: Oct 13, 07 12:31amPerhaps I should have said "stupid" bumper stickers, but I wanted to get you all to chime in. Sometimes I see a bumper ... "It's been so long since I've had sex - I forgot who gets tied up." Posted: Oct 13, 07 2:02am"It's been so long since I've had sex - I forgot who gets tied up."... "I'm so horny, I get up in the dark, just peer at the crack of Dawn" "Free Mustaches Rides at my Midnight Rodeo" "Rodeo Queen: This is NOT My Boyfriend's Pickup" "I'm so broke I can't even pay attention" "I owe, I owe, so off to work I go" "Keep Honking. I'm Reloading" "Gun Control Means Never Having to Say I MIss You" "Are we there yet? Is your Oxy-Moron" "What part of 'NO' don't you understand?" "Middle East Billiards: Iraq, Your Balls In My Pocket" "Kill 'em all, Let God sort 'em out" and finally, "I'm from Texas, 'Nuff Sed" | ADVERTISEMENT  |
