Before & After Marriage

AnitaP
AnitaP
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Posted: Jun 18, 08 4:50pm

Before Marriage

John: Ah...At last. I can hardly wait!

Lucy: Do you want me to leave?

John: NO! Don't even think about it.

Lucy: Do you love me?

John: Of course! Always have and always will!

Lucy: Have you ever cheated on me?

John: NO! Why are you even asking?

Lucy: Will you kiss me?

John: Every chance I get!

Lucy: Will you hit me?

John: Hell no! Are you crazy?

Lucy: Can I trust you?

John: Yes

Lucy: Darling!

After Marriage

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Posted: Jun 18, 08 5:01pm

Excellent!!! thanks so much for sharing, I'm still laughing..... :-0.... oh my gosh....so true....

Posted: Jun 18, 08 5:22pm

Before Marriage

John: Ah...At last. I can hardly wait!

Lucy: Do you want me to leave?

John: NO! Don't even think about it.

Lucy: Do you love me?

John: Of course! Always have and always will!

Lucy: Have you ever cheated on me?

John: NO! Why are you even asking?

Lucy: Will you kiss me?

John: Every chance I get!

Lucy: Will you hit me?

John: Hell no! Are you crazy?

Lucy: Can I trust you?

John: Yes

Lucy: Darling!

After Marriage

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that is good Im reading this to my husband as Im reading it. Thank you

Posted: Jun 18, 08 5:24pm

Anita,

Very clever.

LOL

Posted: Jun 18, 08 5:32pm

What is the best way to prevent your girlfriend from having sex? Marry her.

What is the best form of birth control? A marriage license.

Posted: Jun 18, 08 5:38pm

Milt I really enjoyed those!

Posted: Jun 18, 08 6:06pm

Now that made my day thanks :0)

Posted: Jun 18, 08 6:10pm

It is funny, but true :-(

(I am always a little suspicious of those couples who hang all over each other!!