Do I believe in Heaven and Hell? Heck yeah !
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Posted: Oct 22, 07 5:50pm My position on heaven is, "Who knows?" I'm willing to stipulate that it exists, if only as a metaphor for someplace rea...  Posted: Oct 22, 07 6:12pmMy position on heaven is, "Who knows?" I'm willing to stipulate that it exists, if only as a metaphor for someplace rea... I wouldn't want to send people anywhere. I prefer that they suffer while they are here. Often, I throw a pleasant comment when they have done something mean spirited but fairly insignificant. When a man didn't thank me for holding a door open for him - his arms were loaded with packages - I still said, "Oh, you're very welcome!" He gave me a glare that would melt steel but I smiled and just walked on. A woman banged my ankles twice with her shopping cart waiting in line. I thanked her. I told her I needed to change those dirty socks anyway. I thought she was going to have an apoplectic fit. I put them in an awful position. They can't hit me unless they are totally psychotic and they can't answer unless they want to be made an absolute fool of. If someone has only wine at a party, I would thank them on behalf of every alcoholic who may stagger in. I would never send anyone to heck. Heck, who knows, heck may be a better place than here and I don't want to reward them for their vile behavior! Posted: Oct 22, 07 6:24pmI wouldn't want to send people anywhere. I prefer that they suffer while they are here. Often, I throw a pleasant co... Right ON! I do the exact same thing with my teenage daugther when she is being inconsiderate or impolite. She really gets my point and it's more effective than getting mad and yelling at her. I must do as Milt T does e.g., try this with others outside the house. Never done that but i'm sure to get kodak moments Posted: Oct 23, 07 7:00amI wouldn't want to send people anywhere. I prefer that they suffer while they are here. Often, I throw a pleasant co... Take care, because sometimes they ARE psychotic. Around where I live anyway. 
jeffbrooke
 Posted: Oct 23, 07 7:59amMy position on heaven is, "Who knows?" I'm willing to stipulate that it exists, if only as a metaphor for someplace rea... I always thought Heck was where people that don't believe in Gosh go... Posted: Oct 24, 07 3:40pmMy position on heaven is, "Who knows?" I'm willing to stipulate that it exists, if only as a metaphor for someplace rea... You go to Heck for taking 15 items through the 10 item checkout line and coupons through the no coupon line. You go to Heck for cutting me off in traffic and making me miss the light. You go straight to Heck without passing Go and collecting your $200.00 for parking in the handicap parking spot without the appropriate sticker. My mother believed in Heck on earth, which is where she sent people who cut in front of her in line. She would send them off with this remark: "Why you go right ahead, you must be so tired at your age." I use that one myself from time to time when I don't want to wait for someone to get their just deserts. Posted: Oct 24, 07 3:44pmI always thought Heck was where people that don't believe in Gosh go...... jeff! I'm still laughing... | ADVERTISEMENT  |
