A Message from George Carlin:Not

margevans

Posted: Jun 23, 08 9:00pm

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, "I love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

If you don't send this to at least 8 people....Who cares?

George Carlin

Att:edited the title after comment post saying this was not written by George...I am leaving it here as when I googled it,there are many,many sites that claim George as the author.I thought it was important to leave it here along with the opinion that George had re: it.

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8 Comments // 5 Members

Posted: Jun 23, 08 9:06pm

Thank you for that.

Posted: Jun 23, 08 9:55pm

The man was a comic genius...both. He was a thinking man's comedian...perhaps a Will Rogers of our time.

Posted: Jun 24, 08 5:16am

The man was a comic genius...both. He was a thinking man's comedian...perhaps a Will Rogers of our time.

I agree.I watched Larry King last night and later I remembered I had this "Message from George Carlin" on another forum.I should've thought of it earlier,but I think it took awhile to get over the shock of the loss of him.

I was trying to explain to my daughter,who is 26,how much he paved the way for other comedians.I know she's seen him before,I will say though,as we watched the clips of him,I didn't have to say anything else.George,as always,spoke for himself.

She was laughing at the clips.His humor is one that crosses all generations.

Posted: Jun 24, 08 5:48am

That man was a total genius and these are words to live by!

Charlie

Posted: Jun 24, 08 5:53am

Not to be a buzzkill here... but this isn't George Carlin's work. He was many, many things, but his humor tended toward the edgy, and this particular chicken soup piece comes from another source.

You can find the information on snopes.com - the specific link is http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/paradox.asp.

Posted: Jun 24, 08 7:43am

Not to be a buzzkill here... but this isn't George Carlin's work. He was many, many things, but his humor tended toward the edgy, and this particular chicken soup piece comes from another source. You can find the information on snopes.com - the specific link is http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/paradox.asp.

Whatever,kil the buzzI, really don't give a crap.Since reading what you wrote,i looked around,I really don't at this point. I can tell you one thing,I watched Larry King last night and George's daughter called in,they talked about the other side of George.He was a loving father,caring.The same can be said of him as a husband. So,I'm leaving it here,because at the time I put it here,it sounded like him and even with some sap,I believed it was him.On the show they had a clip of him talking about how he liked people better one on one or just a couple at a time.When in groups,how scary it got because people change,group mentality.... I did find this:One of the more embarrassing items making the internet/e-mail rounds is a sappy load of shit called "The Paradox of Our Time." The main problem I have with it is that as true as some of the expressed sentiments may be, who really gives a shit? Certainly not me." I feel George cared about people.I've got a brother that hates for you to see his "sappy side".So,I think he liked people,it was the human race as a whole he had a problem with.

Posted: Jun 24, 08 10:35am

Whatever,kil the buzzI, really don't give a crap.Since reading what you wrote,i looked around,I really don't at this point. I can tell you one thing,I watched Larry King last night and George's daughter called in,they talked about the other side of George.He was a loving father,caring.The same can be said of him as a husband. So,I'm leaving it here,because at the time I put it here,it sounded like him and even with some sap,I believed it was him.On the show they had a clip of him talking about how he liked people better one on one or just a couple at a time.When in groups,how scary it got because people change,group mentality.... I did find this:One of the more embarrassing items making the internet/e-mail rounds is a sappy load of shit called "The Paradox of Our Time." The main problem I have with it is that as true as some of the expressed sentiments may be, who really gives a shit? Certainly not me." I feel George cared about people.I've got a brother that hates for you to see his "sappy side".So,I think he liked people,it was the human race as a whole he had a problem with.

I wasn't looking to start any kind of an argument. And I didn't say anything about how good or caring George Carlin was. Heck, I remember him as Mr. Conductor on Thomas the Tank Engine when my son was little.

Regardless, correct attribution is usually a pretty good thing. And Carlin specifically disavowed this particular piece.