Male Mating Rituals

MsChelle
MsChelle
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Posted: Nov 23, 07 5:34am

Mom's friend's granddaughter and her husband and child came for Thanksgiving dinner. They brought the husband's brother with them.

That man followed me all over the house, and every so often, he lifted his sweatshirt up to his breasts and rubbed his belly. He did this before, during, and after dinner.

Is that some sort of mating ritual? Was I supposed to be impressed? I, and everyone else in the house thought it was weird.

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Posted: Nov 23, 07 5:52am

Mom's friend's granddaughter and her husband and child came for Thanksgiving dinner. They brought the husband's brother...

Although there are many "body language" mating ritual cues, this one is new to me. It sounds more like "wierd" than anything else. While were on the subject: What is up with the females wearing the jeans unbuttoned in the front showing their belly and navel? Also, does anyone here know why some women spend so much doing their "nails"?

Posted: Nov 23, 07 6:08am

Mom's friend's granddaughter and her husband and child came for Thanksgiving dinner. They brought the husband's brother...

Is the brother single? If so, I think you may have been given some insight as to why...

Me, I've always been partial to walking back and forth "preening" like a peacock, then doing 5 hip thrusts in the general direction of my Objet du Lust, then repeating...

MsChelle
MsChelle
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Posted: Nov 23, 07 6:15am

Although there are many "body language" mating ritual cues, this one is new to me. It sounds more like "wierd" than anyt...

I don't know. The unbuttoned jeans is a new one to me. My junior high school years were spend during the designer jeans craze. Our jeans fit right, and were tight enough that we didn't have to unbutton them to impress anyone.

I'm not sure about the nails either. I'm too busy and when I do grow them, they chip when I type (or do anything else for that matter). I can understand growing the nails out or having fake ones put on if they're no more than about a quarter of an inch above the fingers, but two-inch nails are crazy.

MsChelle
MsChelle
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Posted: Nov 23, 07 6:19am

Is the brother single? If so, I think you may have been given some insight as to why...

Me, I've always been partial to...

Exactly. His brother, sister-in-law and niece are here constantly, but this was his first visit. I have never know anyone to feel that comfortable on their 58th visit, let alone their first.

Posted: Nov 23, 07 4:57pm

Although there are many "body language" mating ritual cues, this one is new to me. It sounds more like "wierd" than anyt...

The "nails" thing has always baffled me, too, as has the "pedicure" thing. My nails are 1/16 to 1/8 inch long, and if they get any longer, I clip them.

Tulip
Tulip
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Posted: Nov 23, 07 5:15pm

Although there are many "body language" mating ritual cues, this one is new to me. It sounds more like "wierd" than anyt...

Yeah, I've always wondered the same thing about nails. I can sort of understand painting natural nails but not the whole fake nail thing. Seems like a lot of time and money, and quite often they look really tacky.

Oh, well, to each his own.

SpiritedFilly
SpiritedFilly
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Posted: Nov 23, 07 7:06pm

Mom's friend's granddaughter and her husband and child came for Thanksgiving dinner. They brought the husband's brother...

If he is most proud of his belly, and is flaunting that to lure you.. THAT is weird.

Maybe he was raised to show his appreciation for a wonderful meal by rubbing his belly?? Like some men think it's acceptable to belch loudly and exclaim what a great meal it was???

I keep getting a visual of the little bird that puffs its breast, and waggles its tail feathers to attract females of its kind! LOL