So what?

The only thing I know for sure is that I am older than Tator tots!! I never did a lion report so I found your facts fascinating. As for my gray matter--what was your name again??

The moment I directed my mind to remembering Trivia, I promptly forgot my childhood - with one exception:

The argument I had in early elementary when they attempted to teach us the value of an assembly line when making facial-tissue flowers.

I was adamantly against it! I didn't care that more flowers could be produced in a shorter time frame, I only cared about the joy and pride of being able to create a flower!

Why this memory hangs over my head is beyond me - except I still think I was right! lol.

I never knew my bra-size but I remember the lads giggling in a history lesson:

The Earl of Condom was a knighted personal physician to England's King Charles II in the mid-1600's. The Earl was requested to produce a method to protect the King from syphillis.(Charles the II's pleasure-loving nature was notorious).

Now that I may remember, Brit!

Lions are afraid of clotheslines? Ha! I remember Marlon Perkins and Jim. And they never mentioned this Ms Farguar. Not once.

You remember the Earl of Condom...you're older than your profile says you are.

Thank God I've kept myself in fairly good shape and don't have to wear a bra! I can't remember phone numbers - including my own cell phone and my wife's cell. I have to keep them written on a piece of paper. I also can't remember names of people I've been introduced to only once or twice.

I do remember to turn out lights, turn off the stove burners lock doors and turn the headlights off when I exit my car. So, I'm not ready for the Institute for the Terminally Used Up yet. But, I do not remember to water the plants in my office. I cured that one - I got all artificial flowers and cacti now! If I remember to water the cacti about once every three months, they do okay.

But I do remember who starred in the 1945 movie "Father was a Fullback. It was Fred MacMurray and Natalie Wood. I even remember word-for-word the silly song they sang in the movie, "Okle-Baby-Dockle Likle Ikle Okle You!" I also remember my elementary school, all of my teachers there and many of the students like it was yesterday. I am still sharp enough to have a book in the publishing pipeline but I can't for the life of me remember the name of my editor! She must be pretty okay though. She loves how I turn a phrase!