How do you scare a male?

On your first date tell him you are divorce with 5 kids, no child support, no money in the bank, and lots of bills.

Wait a minute, I said that to my second husband and didn't scare him (thanks God).

Tell him you're pregnant . . . and you are going to tell his wife.

tell him you are a just waiting to have your final surgery and you will be a real woman.

Tell him you want babies...LOTS of them!

DROOL!!!

:)

Tell him there is a 6'4" man outside that weighs about 350lbs and looks like a wrestler and is mad as hell because he had heard that YOU called him a wuss and he was there to show you how bad he could whip your ass.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha