Wanted: Woman

Uh...good luck on that resume...

Okay, and be sure to tell her what you're bringing to the table too.

What CocoandMe says is true...

50/50 is a good place to start from there it'll waver from one side to the other but should always balance out.

Best Luck in your search.

Let's review the requirements you've established. You would like your prospective lady to be able to cook, be honest, like kids, work outside the home, sign a prenuptial agreement, and be able to spell. I think there's probably some females out there like that with all those qualities, unfortunately, you also want her to "understand", in other words, be smart. I don't know if that quality is going to fit in with all the other ones. I guess what I'm saying is if you can find a woman that would do all of the above for you, she can't be too bright. I don't see anything in it for her. You've offered her nothing.

Do you understand the responses you've received so far?I don't think you realize how offensive your ad and attitude would be to a woman who is intelligent. The lord loves us all. You may want to talk to someone who can make you see what your role should be in a relationship because frankly right now you scare women away with that attitude. Best of luck to you!

I actually can do all of those things... but because I am pretty intelligent, I have to agree with Uncle Spencer here. Unless you're bringing something to the table - other than your own bitterness from your last marriage! - I'd run the other way.

As for the requirement for spelling skills... my own preference is for a man who can check his own spelling, grammar, and punctuation.

I personally don't bother posting ads such as this. I just find the woman I want, clunk her on the head with a club, and drag her by the hair back to my cave.