Sitting in the morning sun...

PrunellaFarquar

Posted: Sep 10, 08 5:43am

Yesterday, while most of you were in the air conditioned comfort of your homes or offices politely cursing at TBD under your breath, I was off doing one of my favorite things in the world: Sitting in the hot sun by the side of the road in Converse, Texas with a flat tire.

There are worse things I could have been doing...like amputating my limbs with a rusty hack saw, but for the most part, I wasn't really enjoying myself.

If this had happened to me in days of yore, it wouldn't have been a problem. I'd have had that puppy changed in no time (which is about an hour and fifteen minutes Prunella time), but since I'm now what you might refer to as a 'mere slip of a girl', (you might refer to me that way, but I wouldn't recommend it...I have a mean kick), I'm no match for pneumatically attached lug nuts or the wieght of steel bands and vulcanized rubber. The 'jack' I need has to be a big bulky guy who comes with his own tools.

This being Texas and a very friendly State, I didn't really have to wait too long before a knight in shining pick-up stopped to tackle this job for me. Three Dr. Pepper's later, I was back on the road and able to complete my business. I don’t know the guy’s name, but I think he said it was St. Christopher.

When was your last flat? Did you save yourself or did someone come to your rescue?

71 Comments // 32 Members

Posted: Sep 10, 08 5:52am

Wow....did you at least have on your tube top and Daisy Mae shorts, so you could catch some rays while the tire was being changed? Maybe a pair of spiked heels? I bet that's why Chris stopped!

My last flat tire, and I so feel like I am jinxing myself here was in 1974 it wasn't my car it was my sisters and she wouldn't give me a ride to town unless I fixed it. It was early winter so I didn't want to walk, we didn't live far but 5 miles is 5 miles, on platforms would of sucked. So I changed it, then she refused to take me anyway. Older sisters can be mean sometimes (always).

Honest Pru...glad you had a knight in shining armor!

Posted: Sep 10, 08 6:00am

I remember that the last time I got a flat, I opened the trunk (that's the boot to all of my British friends) only to find one of those small, skinny, good for 5 miles spare tires. Those things really frost my cookies. I mean, even a cheap car like the one I drive costs at least $15,000 so surely the car companies can cut us some slack and put a real tire in there. I think it's just a vast corporate conspiracy between between big auto and big rubber (no prophylactic jokes, please, reserve those for the Sex Talk Group). I wonder how much of a kickback General Motors or Toyota gets from Goodstone or Fireyear.

By the way, I always carry a bottle of good liquor in the car for just these sort of emergencies. I then stand by the side of the road, hold up the bottle and point to the flat tire. It seems like a good trade to me.

Posted: Sep 10, 08 6:01am

Wow....did you at least have on your tube top and Daisy Mae shorts, so you could catch some rays while the tire was being changed? Maybe a pair of spiked heels? I bet that's why Chris stopped!

My last flat tire, and I so feel like I am jinxing myself here was in 1974 it wasn't my car it was my sisters and she wouldn't give me a ride to town unless I fixed it. It was early winter so I didn't want to walk, we didn't live far but 5 miles is 5 miles, on platforms would of sucked. So I changed it, then she refused to take me anyway. Older sisters can be mean sometimes (always).

Honest Pru...glad you had a knight in shining armor!

I don't think that being dressed like that would have been a plus in this case.

Posted: Sep 10, 08 6:04am

First question to pop into my head...

Where you wearing shoes or barefoot again?

Posted: Sep 10, 08 6:04am

St. Christopher? That's classic.

Haven't had a flat since the early 90's.

Posted: Sep 10, 08 6:13am

I was in my boots....they weren't cowboy boots. I swear, they are called pirate style boots.

Posted: Sep 10, 08 6:22am

When was your last flat? Did you save yourself or did someone come to your rescue?

One of my falsies deflated.

Oh, wait...........................................................