Is a potato scary?

PaulAdrian
PaulAdrian
Founding Member

Posted: Sep 10, 08 7:47pm

Yes, I spelled it without the e.

But is it, and why?

Is it the lack of brain power?

Is it the color?

Is it the sex of the potato?

Is it the religious abomination, behind the spud?

Is it that the spud had an affair?

Is it that you think it's weak and just,,,,hmmm mushy, or something?

You know, lack of backbone?

Do tell all your feelings on why the potato is so scary to you. Maybe the rest of the world can learn something very useful from all this boogy woogy scary stuff.

Don't forget to use plenty of name calling!

Have fun ;/

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Scarecrow
Scarecrow
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Posted: Sep 10, 08 7:50pm

Potatoes have eyes. That's scary.

jack z
jack z

Posted: Sep 10, 08 7:51pm

I can't trust any one or thing with that many eyes....Except sweet potatoes......because their sweet.

KathyArlene
KathyArlene
Founding Member

Posted: Sep 10, 08 7:53pm

I cut them up and make potato salad. Is that cruel?

Unwritten
Unwritten

Posted: Sep 10, 08 7:53pm

It's not the potato that scares me; it's what I don't know about the potato that is my real concern...that, and it's age...old potatoes are useless and ugly. Lack of experience in a potato, i.e. new potatoes, can be scary...Plus, potatoes remind me of the old adage about putting lipstick on a pig.... of course, I realize that may be "phony outrage" on my part....

Scarecrow
Scarecrow
Founding Member

Posted: Sep 10, 08 7:53pm

Grilled sweet potatoes are so good, they're scary.

Scarecrow
Scarecrow
Founding Member

Posted: Sep 10, 08 7:55pm

I'm scared to order french fries because you never know what you're going to get. Usually they are undercooked in underheated oil and they suck.

KathyArlene
KathyArlene
Founding Member

Posted: Sep 10, 08 7:57pm

Potatoes are part of the nightshade family. One member of which is extremely poisonous.

If I have too many potatoes, my pain levels increase. I've tested this.

That's a bit scary.